Fiat Jokes…

…courtesy of my friends at

Since Chrysler and Fiat are merging, they are planning on producing a new car.  What do you get when you cross a Chrysler with a Fiat?

A LARGE car that won’t start!

How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?

Just follow another one around.

What’s the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah’s Witness?

You can close the door on a Jehovah’s witness.

What occupies the last 6 pages of a Fiat owner’s manual?

The bus and train timetables.

How do you get a Fiat to go 60 miles per hour?

Push it off a cliff.

A friend of mine went to a dealer yesterday and said, “I would like a gas cap for my Fiat.”  The dealer said, “Ok…sounds like a fair trade to me.”

What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?

A miracle.

How about 2 Fiats on a hilltop?

Science Fiction

3 Fiats on a hilltop?

A weird place to build a Fiat factory.


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