…courtesy of my friends at cartalk.com
Since Chrysler and Fiat are merging, they are planning on producing a new car. What do you get when you cross a Chrysler with a Fiat?
A LARGE car that won’t start!
How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?
Just follow another one around.
What’s the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah’s Witness?
You can close the door on a Jehovah’s witness.
What occupies the last 6 pages of a Fiat owner’s manual?
The bus and train timetables.
How do you get a Fiat to go 60 miles per hour?
Push it off a cliff.
A friend of mine went to a dealer yesterday and said, “I would like a gas cap for my Fiat.” The dealer said, “Ok…sounds like a fair trade to me.”
What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?
How about 2 Fiats on a hilltop?
3 Fiats on a hilltop?
A weird place to build a Fiat factory.